Imbedded political correspondent, Dwayne Johnson, chronicling the campaign of Aciago. Check in for live updates as your only source for fair and balanced news brings you the hard hitting, in-depth exclusives straight from the campaign trail!
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Dwayne Johnson, reporting in from the Rodex Diner. Having suffered a horrendous injury at the Brewery resulting in your breaking news reporter losing an eye, we have moved to safer conditions at the diner. Aciago, when we last spoke, you were about to lay out your 17 point plan to revitalize the city?
"First off, let me thank you for your service Dwayne. In such perilous times, we have to stay vigilant and refocus our efforts to protect such brave, dedicated hero's like yourself. Someone willing to put themselves before others and make the sacrifices necessary to defend the freedom and independence of Wailing Rock. For this exact reason, the first step of our plan is to perform a comprehensive overhaul, inventory, and realignment of our police force."
Interesting. Your critics and opponents, such as Kellie, would say you area crazy for suggesting such a bold approach.
"I understand their concern, Dwayne. Unfortunately it's often the response you receive from candidates in the pocket of the big corporations. Kellie, for example, is a shill for the Mole Company that seek to undermine our city's progress and erode the very foundations which we stand for. They exploit the local businesses and provide deplorable working and living conditions for their factory employees in 3rd world countries. Supporting a candidate so blatantly in the pocket of such people, would be what I would call crazy. Supporting local businesses such as this lovely, family diner. Bringing farm to table options like this, flavorful locally sourced apple pie and fresh fair trade coffee are the sort of things you could expect from City Councilman Aciago."
Dwayne Johnson reporting in, with breaking news. Our beloved front-runner for City Councilman, Aciago, risked certain bodily harm to save yet another poor and helpless cripple from the rampant abuse of a mugger. With local PD no where to be found, he single handedly rescued the woman from danger. Are such brazen attacks in broad daylight, in populated areas right outside the local brewery, what we will have to come to expect on the streets if the former Mayor of Wailing Rock isn't elected to the City Council? Stay tuned as we sit down for a exclusive interview with Aciago, as he lays out his 17 point plan for reform and prosperity in Wailing Rock.