So, we all love our fat lovable porkinson. So in your head, whats his backstory? Whats his Race, Age, why is he where he is?! MAKE IT UP! It'll be a cool topic for discussion - and personally I expect hilarity! So, DO IT!
"Porkins" was born a demon, representing the carnal sin of Gluttony. His need to consume everything from food, (mostly food), to power, to people was his only goal and driving force, inhabiting the souls of humans and forcing them to do as such. Unfortunately his favorite body to inhabit was of an obese PD dispatch worker who did nothing but eat and sit around (previously inhabited by the carnal sin of sloth). But the humans body would not last long as a heart attack ended his sad mortal life, upsetting his gluttonous demon parasite so much, that right before the human was totally brain dead, the demon took on the human form of the dispatcher and continues his slovenly lifestyle til this day with no repercussions from over-eating or a sedentary lifestyle.
Porkins is Yoshi the turtle nature spirit. Totally seditaryand the equivalent of sunbathing on his stone of a desk. Eating, not moving for the most part and answering the phone.
"Porkins" was born a demon, representing the carnal sin of Gluttony. His need to consume everything from food, (mostly food), to power, to people was his only goal and driving force, inhabiting the souls of humans and forcing them to do as such. Unfortunately his favorite body to inhabit was of an obese PD dispatch worker who did nothing but eat and sit around (previously inhabited by the carnal sin of sloth). But the humans body would not last long as a heart attack ended his sad mortal life, upsetting his gluttonous demon parasite so much, that right before the human was totally brain dead, the demon took on the human form of the dispatcher and continues his slovenly lifestyle til this day with no repercussions from over-eating or a sedentary lifestyle.
Porkins is Yoshi the turtle nature spirit. Totally seditaryand the equivalent of sunbathing on his stone of a desk. Eating, not moving for the most part and answering the phone.